Featured TMC Blogger: Alabaster Cow

TMC welcomes Ericka, author of the blog Alabaster Cow. I actually found Ericka through TMC and I have to tell you this girl is hilarious! Every single time I visit her blog I laugh, smile or both. She is a straight shooter and tells you like it is. She’s an amazing blogger that mixes humor with some fantastic writing and she does it all on her own terms. Still not sure what “Alabaster Cow” means? Be sure to check out her blog to find out! Here is how Ericka describes her blog in her own words:

“When I first started Alabaster Cow I copy and pasted my bad poetry, published a couple of posts and sat back and waited for my million dollar book deal.  I am still waiting.

Obviously, offering the trial and tribulations I had with cellulite (cottage cheese please) or my thoughts on infidelity (a major “boo” to that one) were getting me nowhere without a game plan so I quickly changed gears (and by quickly I mean took a good six months because I was really holding out for some sort of contract based on my enthusiastic use of the word “ennui” in several of my poems.  Ha).

Because I smartened up and learned to connect with incredible bloggers like Heather who have insight and purpose for their work, I reestablished Alabaster Cow and created the blog it is today.  So what will you find in my particular corner of the blogosphere?  Here’s a quick sampling:

•        Chihuahua feces.  You can never have enough, apparently.

•        Babies who act like monkeys.

•        My mother and her bad news fridge.

•        My father and his “jackassness.”  I learned from the best.

•        My husband and his pretty princess eyes.

•        My behind that is now cellulite free.  Thank you veganism!

•        Not at all horrifying photos of me from the fifth grade.

•        A lust love for gin.

•        An update on my writing.  No worries – I’ve banished the “ennui” for good.

I do get serious from time to time and share a little bit about my depression and a lot about my struggles with motherhood but all in all my blog is about seeing the positive side of things. And the gin.  Always the gin. Shots anyone?”

Be sure to check out the blog and follow her on Twitter!

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  1. Theta Mom
    Twitter:
    says:

    Wanted to be the first Ericka! So glad to feature you!!
    .-= Theta Mom´s last blog ..The 8 Rules of Blogging =-.

  2. I love Alabaster Cow! I’ve been a follower since I first started blogging.

    Congrats Ericka!
    .-= Kristin @ Ellie-Town´s last blog ..genius =-.

  3. Penny
    Twitter:
    says:

    I LOVE this blog. I have been following her for a little while now. How great that you featured her! She deserves it!
    .-= Penny´s last blog ..Flashback Friday- ugh… cigarettes =-.

  4. She is so funny. She can always make you smile!
    .-= The Practical Mom Guide´s last blog ..Fairies in the Backyard =-.

  5. SaucyB
    Twitter:
    says:

    hi heather,
    I think i ‘found’ ericka previously thanks to your community and she’s one of my favorite new blogging finds. So thanks for the “introduction.”
    Have a great July 4th weekend! :-)

  6. Shirley
    Twitter:
    says:

    Congratulations to Ericka! I’m off to check out the blog!
    .-= Shirley´s last blog ..Hello- Stranger Man =-.

  7. thanks so much heather! you rock and so does TMC! thank you ladies!

  8. I just recently discovered the Alabaster Cow, and you are right. She is fantastic! Congrats to Ericka for being featured TMC blogger this week!

  9. Kerry
    Twitter:
    says:

    Ericka and I go way back…to when we first started 5 months ago. She guest posted and had us guest post. I won her first give away. I’m so happy for her! the book deal is coming my friend!
    .-= Kerry´s last blog ..Pauls Friday Rant- Who Is The Sissy =-.

  10. I have yet to read the Alabaster Cow – off to check her out now :)
    .-= Devan @ Accustomed Chaos´s last blog ..Best For Babes Debuts A First Of Its Kind Breastfeeding Ad =-.

  11. Melinda
    Twitter:
    says:

    Alabaster Cow … now there’s a memorable name! Going now to check her out! ;0)

  12. Lynn
    Twitter:
    says:

    Congratulations Ericka! Off to check you out….

  13. Justine
    Twitter:
    says:

    Hey Heather – I feel like I hit the jackpot every time I see one of the bloggers I read featured on here. You’re right, Ericka is a hilarious sharp shooter and her blog is one of my pick-me-ups when things are knee deep in feces, as she so eloquently put it. Except mine belongs to two cats, a poodle and a baby. :P
    .-= Justine´s last blog ..A tale of two pigtails =-.

  14. Loukia says:

    Awesome blog! Enjoy your day! :)

  15. yay ericka! i swear we are blogosphere stalkers. where one of us goes, the other must follow. oh well, at least we look good together.
    xo
    .-= alexis @ depressionsandconfessions´s last blog ..an ode to beautiful men =-.

  16. I just discovered Alabaster Cow myself (she was recently featured on SITS). She’s wonderful! I’ve been enjoying her blog immensely!
    .-= ThoughtfulMomma´s last blog ..Weighty Wednesday 6 =-.

  17. Ericka~ you are having one lucky month! Featured blogger again, kudos to you.
    Enjoy the holiday weekend!
    .-= Emily @ Random Recycling´s last blog ..A Toothbrush made of Money =-.

  18. mrsblogalot says:

    Ericka is one funny blogger and you are on a roll girl!!

    It is well deserved!

  19. Cate
    Twitter:
    says:

    Went over to see the Alabaster Cow – absolutely loved it.
    Congrats, Erica on being featured blogger!
    Also – I signed up for Blog Flow – I like the idea!
    Theta Mom rocks.
    .-= Cate´s last blog ..Cate’s Couch =-.

  20. Great choice! I just recently found Ericka’s blog and it always makes me laugh. Have a terrific holiday weekend!
    .-= Angie@Dear Sydney´s last blog ..5 words that changed my life … =-.

  21. Angela H says:

    What a great choice! Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend!
    .-= Angela H´s last blog ..WORDLESS WEDNESDAY =-.

  22. Mungee's Ma
    Twitter:
    says:

    I’ve been following Ericka since she had about 90 followers and now she’s got almost 600. And she deserves every one of them. She’s awesome.
    .-= Mungee’s Ma´s last blog ..Mama Kats Writers Workshop =-.

  23. Great featured blogger! Have a great weekend everyone!
    .-= A Little Cup of Comfort´s last blog ..Simple Jesstures Give Away- =-.

  24. Nicole
    Twitter:
    says:

    you had me at ‘cellulite free’ – but veganism – really?
    LOVE it!
    .-= Nicole´s last blog ..Is this a dirty little secret =-.

  25. I know I am the very last person to arrive at the party, but at least I am here! I have seen Alabaster Cow around for a while and once again, never went to the party. But now, I am on my way!
    .-= Mommy To Two Boys´s last blog ..Chic Click Carnival! =-.

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